Date: Tue, 17 Dec 96 08:40:00 PST
From: Roger Meier (Roger_Meier at ccm.jf.intel.com)

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Done anything Wild?

An older gentleman was standing at a bus stop, observing a young man with orange, green, and blue spiked hair. After a few moments, the young man said, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild?"

The old man smiled and said, "Well, yes. I once had sex with a parrot, and I was wondering if you might be my son . . . "

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