TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING BUT AREN'T

 10.  "Reach in and grab the giblets."
  9.  "Whew...that's one terrific spread!"
  8.  "I am in the mood for a little dark meat!"
  7.  "Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist." 
  6.  "Talk about a HUGE breast!"
  5.  "And he forces his way into the end zone!"
  4.  "She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her 
       down."
  3.  "It's cool whip time!"
  2.  "If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!" 

... and the number one thing that sounds dirty at thanksgiving but 
isn't.....

  1. "It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts 
      out."

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